[...The question of the hour doesn't seem to be "how do you screw up wrapping that badly", it's apparently "...how many times did you screw up the wrapping before this latest kind of successful attempt" - but you know what, just. It's. A holiday. Let's not be a pain in the ass for once.
...The ribbon's kind of cute maybe.
That said, though, just...let him kind of stare at all that for a moment before he says anything, because - ]
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...The ribbon's kind of cute maybe.
That said, though, just...let him kind of stare at all that for a moment before he says anything, because - ]
...Wow.
[Because that's going to happen...]
You didn't go halfway, did you.